Hey guys, it’s your favourite South African stand-up comedian, Haibo John! And today, I’m not here to make you laugh. I’m here to talk about a serious matter. Dr Riaad Moosa, why do you see it necessary to steal my samosas each and every day?

Now, I know we’re both comedians, and we love to joke around, but this is no laughing matter. Every day at 12 o’clock, like clockwork, Riaad comes slinging around the corner, in his fancy shoes and Lewis jeans, and just like that, my samosas are gone. Fokkol om te eet, weg!

Riaad, my friend, how many children do you have at home? Two, right? Two little Moos’as that can be making you samosas 24/7. No problem! But no, you’d rather steal them from poor old me. Do you know how hard it is to be a poor comedian, Riaad? We’re robbing our children’s piggy banks at 2 in the morning, counting cents just to afford a packet of samosas.

And let me tell you, Riaad, it takes 425 two-cent coins to pay for a packet of samosas. And do you even know what 425 two-cent coins weigh? 1.7 kg! Every morning, I leave home with 1.7 kg of two-cent coins sitting on my shoulder like this. And it doesn’t last long before I have 1.7 kg of two-cent coins sitting on my other shoulder. You’d be surprised how heavy 1.7 kg of two-cent coins can be!

And let me tell you, Riaad, carrying around that weight every day is doing wonders for my muscles. My arms and chest are nice and bulky, and I’m feeling strong and in good shape. So, one of these days, when you come slinging around that corner, I’m going to give you a “Moosa klap”! Yes, Riaad, a “Moosa klap”!

But in all seriousness, Riaad, I have a lot of respect for you. You’ve built one hell of a career, and all you need to do is go into the samosa bar, take out your plastic, and pay for your samosas. You then have your packet of samosas, and your day is sorted. No problem!

So, Dr Riaad Moosa, please stop stealing my samosas. Let’s keep the jokes on stage, and the samosas in our own hands. Until next time, guys, stay safe and stay funny. Haibo!

Haibo John is a South African stand-up comedian known for his unique and hilarious take on everyday life experiences. In his recent comedy video, he shares his humorous insights on nightclub culture and the unexpected abilities of women – x-ray vision! Girls have X-Rated Vision Who knew?

The video starts with Haibo John describing his experience of going shopping for sexual enhancement medications to avoid getting a new type of STD caused by watching too much porn at home. He jokes about how the packaging promises to give you the “erection of a lifetime,” but in reality, it just makes you feel like you’re about to have a heart attack.

Haibo John then takes us on a hilarious journey to the nightclub, where he finds himself with more drugs on him than the actual drug dealer in the bathroom. He goes on to describe how women in nightclubs seem to have x-ray vision and can tell if you have a small penis. According to Haibo John, there’s no hiding it and the women will just move on to the next guy.

Haibo John’s comedic delivery and commentary on the absurdity of nightclub culture will have you laughing out loud. He pokes fun at the exaggerated promises of sexual enhancement products and the pressure to impress in the nightclub scene. But, what really stands out in this video is his take on the power dynamic between men and women in nightclubs.

Haibo John’s humour highlights the inherent flaws in the cultural norms that dictate men’s behaviour in nightclubs. Instead of condemning women for having x-ray vision or shaming men for feeling inadequate, he takes a lighthearted approach that acknowledges the absurdity of it all. He reminds us that humour can be a powerful tool for breaking down societal norms and challenging harmful stereotypes.

In conclusion, Haibo John’s video on Girls Have X-Rated Vision: Who Knew? is a must-watch for anyone who loves stand-up comedy and wants a good laugh. His comedic insights on nightclub culture and the unexpected abilities of women will leave you in stitches. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

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Are you ready for the Easter holidays? Are you prepared for the chocolate-fueled chaos that’s about to hit your home? If not, don’t worry, because Haibo John is here to help you survive!

In his latest video, “Easter School Holidays: When the chocolate hits the fan!”, Haibo shares his hilarious insights into the trials and tribulations of having little ones at home during the Easter break. From negotiating with sugar-high children to dealing with the aftermath of a chocolate frenzy, Haibo knows exactly what it takes to survive the Easter holidays.

But it’s not all doom and gloom. Haibo also shares some valuable tips and tricks for keeping your little ones entertained and happy during the break. Whether it’s stocking up on snacks and games, or simply pouring yourself a glass of wine and praying for the best, Haibo has got you covered.

So, if you want to survive the Easter holidays with your sanity intact, be sure to check out Haibo’s latest video. And remember, if all else fails, just blame the Easter Bunny for everything!

Hey, hey, hey! What’s up, my fellow humans? I hope you’re all doing better than I did on my flight to Johannesburg a couple of weeks ago. Let me tell you, it was quite an experience, to say the least.

So there I was, minding my own business, sitting next to the one and only Emo Adams. Now, for those of you who don’t know who Emo Adams is, well, he’s basically a South African legend. He’s got the voice of an angel, the moves of a dancer, and the hair of a god. He’s basically the full package.

But, unfortunately for me, I wasn’t on my best behavior that day. As soon as the plane took off and started climbing higher and higher, I fell into a deep sleep that can only be described as prehistoric. I’m talking drool, snoring, and head swinging, the whole shebang.

Now, I don’t know how Emo Adams did it, but he didn’t say a word. Maybe he had some noise-cancelling headphones, or maybe he was just being a gentleman. Who knows? But, I’m pretty sure if the roles were reversed, I would have woken up with a kick to the shins.

When I woke up, I thought to myself, “I’m either going to get banned from flying or I’m going to earn the honour of saying I got kak’ed all over by a celebrity.” But, thankfully, Emo Adams didn’t say a word about my prehistoric behaviour.

I tried to avoid him at the airport terminal, though. I mean, who wants to be known as the guy who drooled and roared like a lion to a South African legend?

So, there you have it folks. If you ever find yourself sitting next to a celebrity on a plane, try to stay awake and be on your best behaviour. Or else, you might just end up like me, the guy who got kak’ed all over by a celebrity.

That’s all from me for now. Stay safe, stay sane, and stay away from prehistoric sleep on flights. Cheers!

If you’ve ever had a bad neighbour, you know how frustrating and exhausting it can be. But what if your neighbour took complaining to a whole new level? That’s exactly what this video is about – the bad neighbour who just can’t seem to let anything go.

From complaining about innocent plants to banging on the door like the police, this neighbour has made it their mission to make their neighbour’s life a living hell. But when it comes to the security guards at the apartment complex, it’s a different story. She seems to have a special relationship with them, showing them countless selfies on her phone and running to them at every opportunity.

While it’s easy to laugh at this situation, it’s important to remember that having a neighbour like this can be a real source of stress and anxiety. It’s important to try and find a solution to the problem, whether it’s talking to the neighbour directly or involving a mediator.

In the meantime, let’s take a moment to appreciate the humour in this situation and maybe even learn a lesson or two. If you ever find yourself with a bad neighbour, don’t be afraid to take a deep breath, count to ten, and maybe even try to see the funny side of things. And who knows, maybe bringing your security guards a snack or two could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

If you want to hear more about this bad neighbour and her antics, be sure to watch the video and leave a comment, like, subscribe, and share it with your friends!

In this blog post, Haibo John talks about the latest happenings in South Africa, including the EFF, the National Shutdown, load shedding, and Julius Malema. Using a humorous tone, Haibo John discusses these serious issues and offers some interesting insights.

While discussing the EFF, Haibo John comments on their radical approach to politics and their love for braai fires. The planned National Shutdown to end load shedding is described as potential chaos and madness. Julius Malema, the fearless leader of the EFF, is compared to a superhero, and his speeches are described as a mix between a motivational speaker and a drill sergeant.

The issue of load shedding is presented as a serious problem affecting everyone in South Africa, but the author offers some humorous solutions to cope with it. The overall message of the post is that these issues are important, and we need to find a way to work together to create a better future for everyone.