Hey, hey, hey! What’s up, my fellow humans? I hope you’re all doing better than I did on my flight to Johannesburg a couple of weeks ago. Let me tell you, it was quite an experience, to say the least.
So there I was, minding my own business, sitting next to the one and only Emo Adams. Now, for those of you who don’t know who Emo Adams is, well, he’s basically a South African legend. He’s got the voice of an angel, the moves of a dancer, and the hair of a god. He’s basically the full package.
But, unfortunately for me, I wasn’t on my best behavior that day. As soon as the plane took off and started climbing higher and higher, I fell into a deep sleep that can only be described as prehistoric. I’m talking drool, snoring, and head swinging, the whole shebang.
Now, I don’t know how Emo Adams did it, but he didn’t say a word. Maybe he had some noise-cancelling headphones, or maybe he was just being a gentleman. Who knows? But, I’m pretty sure if the roles were reversed, I would have woken up with a kick to the shins.
When I woke up, I thought to myself, “I’m either going to get banned from flying or I’m going to earn the honour of saying I got kak’ed all over by a celebrity.” But, thankfully, Emo Adams didn’t say a word about my prehistoric behaviour.
I tried to avoid him at the airport terminal, though. I mean, who wants to be known as the guy who drooled and roared like a lion to a South African legend?
So, there you have it folks. If you ever find yourself sitting next to a celebrity on a plane, try to stay awake and be on your best behaviour. Or else, you might just end up like me, the guy who got kak’ed all over by a celebrity.
That’s all from me for now. Stay safe, stay sane, and stay away from prehistoric sleep on flights. Cheers!
